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AUDIO: George Bush - "Because I Got High"

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Anonymous garagehero said...

I had no idea the chimp was so talented!

10:06 PM  
Blogger Sadaam Husain said...

I'm Iraqi and I hate Bush.

10:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where's the rest of it? Below are the lyrics as I heard played on air america. Would love to have a copy... anyone know where I can find?

Bushman - 'Cause I Got High'
I wasn't gonna score me no dope, to get me high,
I wasn't gonna drive while giggling drunk... I got high.
Man, I wasn't gonna inhale skunk! No, that is a lie!
'Cause I got high,
'Cause I got high,
'Cause I got high.
I coulda been a fighter pilot once, but I got high.
A big chief in the National Guard, but I got high.
Now - man! I couldn't fly a kite, and I know why:
- 'Cause I got high,
'Cause I got high,
'Cause I got high.
I wasn't gonna campaign for Pres, but I got high.
I can't fix a whole sentence together, 'cause I got high.
Now I ain't no better than that pothead Clinton, hope you know why:
'Cause I got high,
'Cause I got high,
'Cause I got high.
I was gonna sign Kyoto, I swear, but I got high,
I was gonna clean my cowboy act up, but I got high.
It was a slight ambitious misjudgment, and I know why:
'Cause I got high,
'Cause I got high,
'Cause I got high.
I was gonna bomb Pyongyang, I said, high as the sky.
Show those slit-eyed commies who's da boss, but I got high.
Now bombs are gonna wipe ME out, and I know why
- 'Cause I got high,
'Cause I got high,
'Cause I got high.
I was gonna slip my Johnson to Laura, but I got high.
I was gonna make the earth move for her, but I got high.
Now Tony Blair's sitting on my lap - I know why:
'Cause I got high,
'Cause I got high,
'Cause I got high.
I guess I'm gonna stop toking dope, tell you why:
I'm gonna kick my brown-nugget drugs habit, if I die.
When I'm impeached and I'm washing dishes, hope you know why:
- 'Cause I got high,
'Cause I got high,
'Cause I got high.
Gee! I buggered-up the whole world, 'cause I got high
On copious blow, I lost the plot, 'cause I got high.
Now I'm piped off my stoopid face giggling... I know why:
- 'Cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high,
'Cause I'm high, 'cause I'm high, 'cause I'm high.

4:11 PM  
Anonymous BlueBerry Pick'n is ThisCanadian said...

that's funny... but
HEY!!!
slandering the TEA man!! not kosher, not at all...

Tea babies are KYND pholk, not dictators.

but I must say, they COULD fix the States budget problems to some degree, if they legalized the tea.

"Legalize it - don't criticize it
Legalize it and i will advertise it

Some call it tampee
Some call it the weed
Some call it Marijuana
Some of them call it Ganja

Legalize it - don't criticize it
Legalize it and i will advertise it

Singer smoke it
And players of instruments too
Legalize it, yeah, yeah
That's the best thing you can do
Doctors smoke it
Nurses smoke it
Judges smoke it
Even the lawyers too

Legalize it - don't criticize it
Legalize it and i will advertise it

It's good for the flu
It's good for asthma
Good for tuberculosis
Even umara composis

Legalize it - don't criticize it
Legalize it and i will advertise it

Bird eat it
And they leave it
Fowls eat it
Goats love to play with it
" - P.Tosh.

3:50 PM  

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